|Real man care about the size of your heart, not the size of your jeans.
A free man is someone who follows his dreams and turns them in reality.
Men are like chocolate bars…they’re sweet and smooth
but head straight for your hips.
Don’t marry a man unless you would be proud to have a son exactly like him.
Any fool can be a father, but it takes a real man to be a Daddy.
It takes a strong man to handle a broken woman.
The ideal man
goes home early, doesn’t flirt, doesn’t drink, doesn’t smoke and doesn’t exist.
The only difference between men and boys
are the size of their shoes and the price of their toys.
The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest they are too old for it. |
Men are like blenders. You know you need one, but you’re not sure why.
So many man……so little aspirin.
Men's minds are raised to the level of the women with whom they associate.
If you want something said, ask a man...
if you want something done, ask a woman.
I would rather trust a woman's instinct than a man's reason.
Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat